The Things You Say On Drugs

I was on drugs. Don't be concerned, be happy I was. I had to go under for my eye surgery. ( I know I haven't wrote details about that yet, but there is a good reason. It kind of freaks me out to explain it, and so next blog...will be about it, PROMISE) But who knows, maybe no one wants to hear that stuff anyway.

I always get nervous going under (this was the 3rd time) But this time was a pretty big deal because they were going to be digging around in my eye, MY EYE! They took me away from Reese, and my mom, and Brit and Lainee. And rolled me on a cart in to the hallway. Where I sat, undrugged. I was sort of freaking out. And then to top it off, the Dr gave me some new information. He told me not to be surprised if they sew my eye shut because of the blood. I could not warn anyone in my family that they were going to sew my eye shut!!!

The surgery is pretty much a mystery...because I was SLEEPING!

But this is what I woke up to....

"shauna...Shauna.....Shauna wake up. Shauna time to wake up... Shauna your family is asking about you... SHAUNA WAKE UP (with a big pinch on the shoulder.)

ONE- My name is not Shauna.. it is Shayna. As it says on my flipping wrist. And two...I want to sleep! THREE- Why in the heck did you just pinch me, I am breathing and alive so just let me alone.

They would not get Reese for me, that is the only thing I said to the nurse who thought I was Shauna. Is " I WANT REESE" and it took her forever to get him.

When they FINALLY brought him into recovery, she told him I wasn't saying anything and to try to get me to talk.

Well it took some time, but eventually they got me to talk. But I was so grumpy with that nurse.

My clan I brought came into see me one by one. (But I made Reese sit by my side the entire time)

And here are some things I told my visitors:

"My name is not Shauna" (I let everyone know that)

"I am not pregnant" (because I had to pee in a cup)

"That nurse is mean, she pinched me"

"Is my eye sewn shut?"

"what did they do with my tumor, the doctor can't keep it, I want him to throw it away. I don't want him to take my tumor home."

My inlaws brought me a stuffed monkey from the zoo, and Reese decided to tell me it was real. So I kept saying " I don't have any bananas to feed that monkey, he can have my gross applesauce. (the nurse tried feeding me applesauce) I was disgusted with it! haha

I kept asking for my daddy. And the mean nurse said, "what good will that do?" Rude right? Daddies always make you feel better, at least mine does!

I usually cry after going under, I was lucky I didn't this time. That would have KILLED! So it was good I was just a grump. I was always nice to my Reese though, and let me tell you he is a GEM! I married a good one! He was so sweet and took the BEST care of me while I was down and out. He babied me! And I love being babied! :)


Why I felt so inclined to make this post, I will never know :)

Hope you enjoyed!